Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Rhetoric, Social Media, and Monty Python

 


The nature of debate and its philosophical origins:

The roots of modern debate, especially the kind that weaves in ethics, epistemology, and ontology, goes straight back to ancient Greece. 

Socrates receives the credit for the real breakthrough: he turned argument into a tool for truth-seeking, not just winning an argument. His method involved questioning everything aimed at exposing contradiction, basically epistemology in action. He didn’t care about "sides"; he cared about what *is*. That’s why Plato, his student, wrote it all down and made dialogue the backbone of philosophy. 

Aristotle took it further. He systematized rhetoric, how to persuade ethically, while grounding using syllogisms ((an instance of a form of reasoning in which a conclusion is drawn (whether valid or not) from two given or assumed propositions (premises), each of which shares a term with the conclusion, and shares a common or middle term not present in the conclusion, fallacies)) and ontology (what exists, what doesn’t). His use of “Rhetoric” is still the playbook: ethos (credibility), pathos (emotion), logos (reason). Without him, debate stays street-corner yelling or like 99% of the responses to my social media posts, lol.

Added to these tools comes the modern version from both the Renaissance and Enlightenment folks. Philosophers such as Locke, Hume, and Kant brought empiricism and skepticism into the mix. They asked: "How do we “know” what we know?" As a result, debate was no longer merely about gods or kings, rather it investigates evidence, doubt, and moral reasoning. 

Therefore, Socrates invented the spirit, Aristotle the structure, and the Enlightenment gave it teeth. But if you want the single name? Aristotle. He’s the one who made debate a science, not a sport.

 

Why the Monty Python sketch on the “Argument Clinic” applies to the lamentable lack of reasoned discourse on social media

The *Monty Python* “Argument Clinic” sketch (sometimes called “buying a debate”) is both silly and funny for several classic “Python-style” reasons. So, here’s what makes it work:

1. It mocks overly formal, bureaucratic systems 

The idea that you can *purchase* an argument—like buying a bus ticket—is already absurd. The sketch exaggerates how institutions can turn even the most human, spontaneous things (like disagreements) into rigid, transactional services.

2. Constant subversion of expectations

The customer wants “a proper argument”, but instead gets:

*   Mere contradiction

*   Abuse

*   An endless redirect through offices 

This back-and-forth frustration is funny because it plays with the audience’s expectations of what an argument “should” be.

3. Wordplay and logical silliness 

The humour relies heavily on treating language in an overly literal way. 

For example: 

“An argument is just a series of statements intended to establish a proposition.” 

“No, it isn’t.” 

“Yes, it is!” 

The circular logic is intentionally childish yet delivered in a very serious tone—that contrast is key to what makes it funny.

4. Deadpan delivery of absurdity

Both characters treat the ridiculous situation with complete seriousness. A quirky reality I see echoed repeatedly on my social media feed. This straight-faced approach amplifies the absurd nature of the scenario which is a *Monty Python* signature.

5. Relatable parody of real arguments 

Part of the joke is that many real-life arguments “do” devolve into contradiction rather than reasoning. The sketch exaggerates this truth in a way audiences immediately recognise. Moreover, they recognize it because of the number of times in one’s life you are confronted with idiotic retort rather than reasoned response.

6. Escalation into nonsense 

The customer keeps pushing for something reasonable, but the dialogue becomes increasingly surreal. The momentum of nonsense keeps building, which is a common Python comedic tactic.

 

An example from experience which is only one of many:

Yesterday in the light of recent revelations from the Epstein Files and the obvious harm that gender affirming care is actually causing our children, I noted that the original experiments of transexualizing children were conducted by none other that Dr. Joseph Mengele. This has resulted in making today’s multi-billion dollar industry the direct progenitor of Mengele’s heinous experiments. I pointed out that Epstein and many with whom he was associated stood to benefit financially from the “gender industrial complex”, were themselves paedophiles, moreover that Cultural Marxist Gender Theory is a carefully constructed Neo-Marxist ideology whose aim is to destroy normativity. My interlocutor responded with among many other remarks with the following, that I owed a debt of gratitude to Canada and therefore ought not to complain about my government despite its association with such vile ideological nonsense which is harming children. Then he went on to state how much happier I was when I was booking music and playing harmonica. As to the first point my love of country causes me to defend peace, order and good government not Neo-Marxist ideological possession. This man was unable to disassociate my love of country from my concern that my government has become ideologically captured. Secondly, when you are entertaining a crowd, it is your job to appear happy since the audience doesn’t attend to be confronted by a depressed nihilist. My happiness therefore had nothing whatsoever to do with the debate. After all are you happy that children are being driven mad to the point where they murder their own mother then go to their school to kill their classmates? He was utterly incapable of recognizing these sad realities as stated facts. This makes me wonder what sexual fantasies occupy the minds of people who heartily approve of altering the sexual nature of a child? Such people invariably display an abnormal interest in deviant sexuality.

 

How to Sharpen Your Rhetoric: The Three Core Pillars

Aristotle’s classic trio is still the best framework:

1. Ethos — Credibility

People listen to you if they trust you.  To build ethos:

*   Show you’ve done your homework — define terms clearly, cite reliable information.

*   Acknowledge uncertainty where appropriate.

*   Treat your opponent’s position fairly before criticising it — this makes you look more reasonable.

2. Logos — Reasoning

This is where structure matters. Strong arguments usually follow a clear logical path:

*   State your claim plainly.

*   Give reasons that support that claim.

*   Provide evidence or examples for each reason.

*   Anticipate and address likely objections.

# Avoid:

*   Vague generalisations

*   Jumping to conclusions

*   Emotional overreach

3. Pathos — Emotional Intelligence

This doesn’t mean being theatrical; it means connecting with the audience’s values and concerns.

*   Use relatable analogies or stories.

*   Frame ideas in terms of what your audience cares about.

*   Show empathy — even when disagreeing.

Key Techniques to Strengthen Your Argumentation

Use precise definitions: Many arguments go wrong because people are debating different definitions. Clarifying terms early prevents confusion and strengthens your position.

Ask sharp questions: If someone’s argument is fuzzy, targeted questions can gently expose weak points:

* “What evidence leads you to that conclusion?”

* “How would this idea work in practice?”

* “Does this follow from your earlier point?”

Use strategic techniques, not aggressive ones.

Use analogies to make abstract points tangible

Analogies help people *see* your point instead of merely understanding it intellectually. 

But keep them tight — strained analogies backfire.

Control structure rather than winning moments

A well-structured argument often beats a flashy counterpunch. 

Keep circling back to your main point: “This is why X remains the stronger position.”

Stay calm; emotional steadiness is persuasive

Losing composure weakens ethos. Calm delivery signals confidence and clarity.

Concede small points strategically

Concessions show honesty and often strengthens your larger position: “I agree that X is a concern; however, it doesn’t outweigh Y.”

 

Exercises to Improve Rhetorical Skill:

1. The 30second argument

Practise summarising your position in half a minute.  This sharpens clarity and prevents rambling.

2. Devil’s advocate

Argue the opposite of what you believe. 

This forces you to understand the structure of both sides — a huge boost to your rhetorical precision.

3. Rewrite messy arguments

Take a sloppy opinion piece or social media rant and rewrite it as a crisp argument. 

This builds discipline.

For example:

*   Improve rhetoric for workplace discussions

*   Prepare for formal debates

*   Strengthen persuasive writing

*   Learn to dismantle flawed arguments politely

Postmodernism has made the precise use of language needed to debate impossible since it posits that language is a tool of oppression and power. It asserts that words do not actually mean what the dictionary says they mean. I know, this sounds incredible, which is why normal people find it so impossible to comprehend where their ideological opponents are coming from or even find it hard to understand what they have said since they appear to contradict themselves. Hence my allusion to the Monty Python skit. If you cannot reason with another using effective rhetoric without insulting them to get your point across then it is no wonder that we have been captured by what Evolutionary Psychologist Dr. Gad Saad has called suicidal empathy. Here is the overview from his new book Suicidal Empathy: Dying to be Kind https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/suicidal-empathy-dying-to-be-kind/9780063446533.html

“The bestselling author of The Parasitic Mind shows why empathy in politics leads to civilizational collapse.


What happens when a society elevates victimhood to a virtue and decides that punishment is cruel? You get the disease Dr. Gad Saad calls suicidal empathy. And the West may be terminally infected.

In his new book, Suicidal Empathy, Saad unleashes a blistering critique of maladaptively irrational altruism that has gripped our culture. This mind parasite hijacked the empathy module of our progressive elite, leading to a catastrophic miscalibration of moral priorities. The results are everywhere: from coddling violent criminals to protecting rapists to branding self-defense as toxic behavior. We are witnessing a civilization in rapid decline. Lunatic policies are instituted because we prioritize the feelings of ostensibly marginalized groups over The Truth, criminals over victims, and squatters over homeowners. This is not humane; it’s an active dismantling of the pillars that keep us safe and free.

This crisis of empathy creates a horrifying system of inverse morality where the strong and successful are demonized, and the destructive are celebrated. Just look at the insane inversions we tolerate daily: we prefer illegal migrants over our own legal citizens and veterans, permit drug addicts to threaten children’s safety in parks, and elevate transgender 'women' above biological women in sports and safe spaces. Common sense is dying in a deluge of misguided compassion.

Suicidal Empathy is your wake-up call. Stop ignoring your survival instincts in the name of political correctness. This isn't just misguided policy; it is the ultimate expression of a culture actively choosing its own demise.”

So says Dr. Saad and so say I !

 

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Rhetoric, Social Media, and Monty Python

  The nature of debate and its philosophical origins: The roots of modern debate, especially the kind that weaves in ethics, epistemology,...